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March 12, 2009
Pokemon helps me pick up chicks! So there I was yesterday working at GameStop and in walks this younger gal with her friend they had to be 14-15 tops no older than that I think. I’m 28 so she is, like, only half my age, so it’s totally cool. She purchases a pink DS Lite. I give her a thumbs up and a huge grin as the DS is an awesome handheld. She pops in pokemon diamond/pearl :O. I then held up my DS and showed her that I had it too, and even showed her that I chose the female character as my character as well. While we talked I noticed that she was old enough to wear a bra, because she only had a yellow tanktop on at the time like the gym leader Misty and one strap was visable on her shoulder. I casually told her the strap was showing, winking at her. After she pushed it back under the tanktop I totally asked what size bra she was currently at. I don’t want to say it on here or anything but it wasn’t that large, but I assure her she would blossom like a beautiful vileplume in time. I then picked up a rock from the little river thing they have going through the middle of the mall with plants and stuff and rubbed it against her thigh saying it was everstone. She totally laughed and said she was going to go now and get something to eat. I could have gotten her friend code and we could of stayed in touch >_> but didn’t walk with her to mcdonalds for wifi because i was supposed to be working still. But the next time she comes in while I am working I am totally asking her out.
March 12, 2009
Pokemon helps me pick up chicks! So there I was yesterday working at GameStop and in walks this younger gal with her friend they had to be 14-15 tops no older than that I think. I’m 28 so she is, like, only half my age, so it’s totally cool. She purchases a pink DS Lite. I give her a thumbs up and a huge grin as the DS is an awesome handheld. She pops in pokemon diamond/pearl :O. I then held up my DS and showed her that I had it too, and even showed her that I chose the female character as my character as well. While we talked I noticed that she was old enough to wear a bra, because she only had a yellow tanktop on at the time like the gym leader Misty and one strap was visable on her shoulder. I casually told her the strap was showing, winking at her. After she pushed it back under the tanktop I totally asked what size bra she was currently at. I don’t want to say it on here or anything but it wasn’t that large, but I assure her she would blossom like a beautiful vileplume in time. I then picked up a rock from the little river thing they have going through the middle of the mall with plants and stuff and rubbed it against her thigh saying it was everstone. She totally laughed and said she was going to go now and get something to eat. I could have gotten her friend code and we could of stayed in touch >_> but didn’t walk with her to mcdonalds for wifi because i was supposed to be working still. But the next time she comes in while I am working I am totally asking her out.
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