Lawyers are rated by their illegal ex – parte liasons with judges and their ability to destroy evidence and tamper with witnesses ……… while winking at the judge / arbitrator ………. KANGAROO HAMAWAY , Shuyster Spechler , LARRY SEIDLIN , Bugsy SELTZER , ALFONSO SEPE , Stan Marcus and Quisling Mombach built their careers on this pattern of conflicted interests and judge pimping .

I hate that nerdy asian..doesn’t he have gay anime to jack off too?

you can say nigger all you want,but niggers are running this shit mutherfucker,live wit it bitch with a ho name like that brandondej bitchazz….and you are right for a change its white on the inside, but that bitch is black on the inside ha ha ha …..everytime you look at a nigger you see the white house ha ha ha cracker azz nigger…we run shit.

I freeze my semen and feed the iceblocks to my japanese girlfriend and presto no more pimples….great side benefit

fuck u get a life u bitch christians rules…

wat r u buddist bitch…

get a life…
ill be luaghin when ur giving sex to the devil and me in heaven drinking coke

Dear Diary,
Today on my lunch break i found myself outside smoking with the guys, as usual. although today was different, i was engaged in conversation with Bill (a co-worker) he was talking about installing a magna-flow exaust on his truck… regularly i wound be interested in this topic, but i found my eyes wander down to his shorts (his short-shorts) i think i caught a glimps of his “old man balls” peeking out at me…i felt my pecker flutter like a pigeon having a heart attack.i was conf

this bug eyed bimbo with no lips and a pointy nose like a bird, i dont know maybe she looks more like a praying mantis? or no an ant…yeah something bug eyed anyway…bug eye pointy parrot nose……i bet she can peck away at a tree with her nose and she’d make a big hole in it! Go find a rock to nest under and give birth to your larve you bug eyed cheap bimbo! just like real tequila, she makes me want to BARF. She looks scary. Go away bug eye!

I had this fugly girl asking me out but I refused to go out with her……Do you think I am considered as a player?

I USED MINE AT WORK THE OTHER DAY.. BEST THANG WHEN YA BOSS ON DAT bs.. JUST CLIP A SILENT CLIT VIBE.. IN MY PANTIES ALREDY.. YES BABY

She will be totally happy, yet always ask for more… of your new huge dong!

Dreamin’ of having a huge schlong, like the black bros have? Now that’s not a problem!

She’s so appealing… What a pity you have such a small dic’k!

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