Pokemon helps me pick up chicks! So there I was yesterday working at GameStop and in walks this younger gal with her friend they had to be 14-15 tops no older than that I think.  I’m 28 so she is, like, only half my age, so it’s totally cool. She purchases a pink DS Lite. I give her a thumbs up and a huge grin as the DS is an awesome handheld. She pops in pokemon diamond/pearl :O. I then held up my DS and showed her that I had it too,  and even showed her that I chose the female character as my character as well. While we talked I noticed that she was old enough to wear a bra, because she only had a yellow tanktop on at the time like the gym leader Misty and one strap was visable on her shoulder. I casually told her the strap was showing, winking at her. After she pushed it back under the tanktop I totally asked what size bra she was currently at. I don’t want to say it on here or anything but it wasn’t that large, but I assure her she would blossom like a beautiful vileplume in time. I then picked up a rock from the little river thing they have going through the middle of the mall with plants and stuff and rubbed it against her thigh saying it was everstone. She totally laughed and said she was going to go now and get something to eat. I could have gotten her friend code and we could of stayed in touch >_> but didn’t walk with her to mcdonalds for wifi because i was supposed to be working still. But the next time she comes in while I am working I am totally asking her out.

I freeze my semen and feed the iceblocks to my japanese girlfriend and presto no more pimples….great side benefit

Dear Diary,
Today on my lunch break i found myself outside smoking with the guys, as usual. although today was different, i was engaged in conversation with Bill (a co-worker) he was talking about installing a magna-flow exaust on his truck… regularly i wound be interested in this topic, but i found my eyes wander down to his shorts (his short-shorts) i think i caught a glimps of his “old man balls” peeking out at me…i felt my pecker flutter like a pigeon having a heart attack.i was conf

He once jumped 8 feet into the air, turned his body sideways, wrapped his buttocks around the head of a man standing on a table, and used his ass muscles to drive that man’s face down 7 feet through the table and into the floor below.

i don’t like anime in general. but, i love hentai. hentai pushes the boundaries where porno movies usually don’t go. i really like the rape scenes in hentai. you can do so much more to a cartoon girl than a real porn actress.

my question is: is it wrong to pleasure myself to rape scenes in hentai anime? should i feel guilty for getting my rocks off for watching a girl get raped in a cartoon?

If you’re like me, your years of hentai loving have resulted in the creation of unrealistic fetishes that will never be achieved in real life, unless genetic engineering or robotics goes a very long way by the time i’m of legal age.

id fuck her with a rake

Lately my partner has simply not been able to perform as well as he used to. Previously he’s managed to produce streams of around 15.4 mL/sec, at full load. In fact, his latest output is almost always less than 9 mL/sec, which has left me feeling like shit, quite honestly. It’s strange, but it seems like the intensity of my orgasm is directly proportional to the pressure of his urine stream.

Does anyone have any recommendations as to any supplements he could take to increase his average urine output? He already drinks a boatload of water. If anything, I’d like to see his stream exceed 22 mL/sec (pipe dream, I know) but I’d settle for good ‘ol 15.4 mL/sec again.

Im sure there are some people on this board into this. Im wondering if its OK to arrange to sell/trade/buy human Cum. I am disease free and am not a Paypal scammer.

You mean I can suck my BF’s sisters cunt, but my BF can’t suck my brothers cock|?

How typically SD

If you’re harboring any nasty feelings toward your ex, do what I did: jack off onto one of her photos. It’s incredibly liberating.